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Sarah H Demonstrates RAD

Sarah H Demonstrates RAD

I think I’m starting to figure out how to live up here in Canada. It takes a little adjusting not being able to go rock climbing 10 months out of the year. But I’m learning to love the Vsion climbing gym and just starting to understand the strange sport of dry tooling. Majka and Sarah were up from the states doing a writing workshop in Banff so they dragged Sarah H and I out for a day of dry-tooling as the ice was not in great condition yet.

Sarah keeping cozy in green

Sarah keeping cozy in green


Apparently Sarah mentioned that she was going dry-tooling with a bunch of girls while climbing in the gym the night before. As girls going dry-tooling is far less common than girls climbing in Indian Creek, there was a lot of jostling between the boys to come along. Somehow, though, we remained on our own. Which was good. Cause we never would have had those conversations about peeing or pleasuring oneself when the other half’s not around or the gentle teasing of male mountain guides. Really there is a time and a place for women to gather alone. And why not while climbing rock with lots of sharp points attached to our appendages?

While Sarah H showed us how its done and Majka went for it on heady leads, I bitched at how strange a sport this is as I continued to break holds with my tools. I decided not to lead anything- other than the five feet to move the top rope. Today was my day to be a gumby. And I did a great job. My pants exposed my bare ankles as I popped tools and skidded crampons. I hobbled around for a while with one crampon on to the delight of my comrades. I really felt like I could be my silly old self for a while while hanging upside down on overhanging rock. And somehow between the girlish giggling, the womanly sending, and my goofball antics, I realized I might just like living here in Canmore.

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Really Red Rocks

Sean had to go to Vegas on a business trip. Apparently, business has been good so he invited me to come along. He warned me that he would have to go to meetings most of the time, but that we could go to dinner or shows in the evenings. We would have to stay at the Luxor, he tells me, which is a bit far from Red Rocks, but I could use the car during the days. I told him he would have to be a little more convincing than that, so he offered to jug Rainbow Wall while I tried to free all the pitches. I tried to remain calm pretending that this was not like sun coming out after years of rain or like a caged animal being freed with a guarantee of food for life or like winning the lottery (the big one).
I contacted Emily and Whitney who were down there climbing and started making plans. Sean and I got out on the first day after his meetings. We ended up insisting on clipping bolts in the dark with headlamps on. It gets dark at about five pm with daylight savings (whoever invented that scheme did not have climbers in mind), and we just could not get enough of the juggy, Red Rocks climbing.
Emily, Skylar, and I met the next day for some more sport climbing. They were recovering from their Mescalito ascent a couple weeks before, and I had barely been rock climbing in a long while. But we had a blast: getting to feel like both heroes and wimps before losing all steam.

Julia loving the pain

Julia loving the pain

Emily pulling down

Emily pulling down

At this point, I race home to put on my party shoes. Sean and I go to the spa, then don our fancy clothes, and go out to eat at the nicest restaurant I have ever been to. Sadly, I could get used to this.

A few more days of this and its finally time to tackle the Rainbow Wall. I’m psyched to charge but unsure of how I’ll do with 13 pitches of stacked, hard pitches. Its starts well on a beautiful 11c pitch. I was just warming up so climbed slowly and methodically throwing my jacket down to Sean half way up. The next pitch was not so kind. Steep, sustained 11d climbing had me hanging on a bolt before long. Well, at least now I can just enjoy the rest of the climb without being attached to sending. This freed me up to have a blast on the rest of the pitches. The next couple of 5.11 pitches were smooth and fast. Despite the Mexican Food from the night before messing with my belly, I enjoyed every second of the climbing. We were surprised however, when on Rainbow ledge, we checked the time and realized we only had two hours of daylight left. There were three pitches of 5.12 out of five left to go. I gave up my hope of finishing the route realizing that we should at least start the rappels before dark.
I got to climb the first 5.12 pitch before heading down. I marveled at the quality- excellent stemming and jedi mind tricks were required to work up the blank, flaring corner. Super fun. I can’t wait to go back and redpoint the route. It was worth all the pain brought on by having to sit in an airplane for hours the next day.

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Dressing Up

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I think this was my best costume in years. Cookie Monster maybe has it beat- but that was at least 25 years ago. I could have put some more effort into it by painting my nails black and getting bright red lipstick. And the fangs with blood on them didn’t actually stick to my teeth. But it sure beat all those costumes put together with whatever was in the car while living in Indian Creek or Joshua Tree. These were the costumes where a sarong became my cape transforming me into whatever superhero suited my magination- or when I found cat ears at the dollar store and called it good. This time, I actually had inspiration. My blood sucking mood was so satisfying- finally, I wanted to be a bad guy. I’m beginning to learn the real spirit of Halloween- be a little creepy, get into it, suck some blood.

Emily Stifler

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Emily is the type of girl you want to write a song about. She is like a fresh fall breeze or really bright sunshine after days of clouds. This girl is hopelessly herself. And she doesn’t pretend to hide it. She puts all her insecurities out on the table- we look them over a bit- then suddenly all of mine are sitting there next to hers- then somewhere between the gnarly approach pitches to the Chouinard-Herbert and the 5.11c crux these insecurities have become the sticky stuff that keeps us close. Somewhere before the top I realize that she is evolved. She can make mistakes and not hide them from anyone. She actually admits to them almost right away. Neither of us were quite feeling on our game- the dirty first four pitches that look like they should be fourth class actually feel like 5.9 in places. There are so many different ways to go that your brain gets lost in indecision. At some point we start discussing how we both feel kind of nervous. And she just blurts out, “I just want to impress you.” We had barely climbed together in years, but both of us had improved and decided to make our first climb together a 15 pitch 5.11c Yosemite testpiece. I felt exactly the same way she did, but I’d be hard pressed to actually admit it. But again, she lays it all out on the table and allows our jitters to just melt away. Unfortunately that still didn’t do me much good on the crux. It was hard! Super thin, steep laybacking with micro flaring protection in pin scars that filled all your finger jams. It was a swift reminder of Yosemite ratings. Take them seriously.  11.jpg

Although we found the A1 option on the Chouinard-Herbert to be quite useful, we are not discouraged. Failure is a key part of success. Actually, I have a hard time calling what we did failure. We climbed a fabulous route on the Sentinal, got down before dark, went for a nightime swim under a bridge, and fell asleep on the dirt satisfied with the limp arms of exhaustion. And I can’t wait to go climbing with Emily again. Astroman, here we come.

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High Desert Wandering

The end of the guiding season marks the beginning of climbing season. Packing the car with stoves, jackets, all the cams possible- and launching into a reality truly limited only by your own imagination. It is an exercise of boundlessness. And of focus. When the possibilities are endless- it is too easy not to commit to any one thing. Luckily, there were plans to constrict the “ADD” wandering. The Fork, the Canyon, the Creek, and the Valley may sound like jargon to some- but are all definitive places where I chose to satiate my endless need for adventure.

It started in the Fork- the top secret gem you will have all to yourself. Valley like granite rises above a thundering creek. The climbing forces you to balance on thin granite nubs and fiddle with tricky, thin gear. The Tyrolean and mandatory chimney climbing to get back to camp necessitate a highly physical day- no matter how you swing it. But no place I’ve ever been to feels more magical.

Then the Canyon, where another river rages at the bottom of huge granodiorite and pegmatite walls. The climbing here is not for the meek. Soloing up to the first pitch of Trilogy (IV 5.12) dirty, sweaty, and scared, I  remembered that this was the usual state of being in this place. Its real, committing climbing where if you back off, you have to ascend two thousand feet up a chossy gully and leave tons of gear as fixed anchors are rare. A few of us girls: Kremer, Majka, Danika,  and Sarah, our bachelorette- met here to climb and hang for a few days. The party was beyond fun- after a great day of climbing and the best dinner filled with colorful vegetables we lit a fire and got tribal. Singing, tree climbing, and dancing around a fire trying not to burn our clothes.

Sending Trilogy’s 5.12 steep finger crack crux was a highlight for me.  Collectively we climbed Journey Home, Scenic Cruise, Trilogy, Comic Relief, Casually off Route, Astro Dog, No Pig Left, and Escape Artist. Quite proud.p9260820.JPG

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The Creek. This name is simply representative as my digs ended up being Aimee’s trailer park- and the creek was not actually the base of operations. I finally got to climb on some cutler formation- the classic Ancient Art and the shorter but no less impressive Cobra.  Cutler is the soft sandstone the makes up the Fischer Towers and others in the region. Sometimes scary to climb, but always an adventure. Then a few days on the harder and splitter Wingate to satiate all our crack climbing needs. A highlight was climbing Infrared (IV 5.12) and Lighthouse. I was suffering from a lung   p9240763.JPG

cold wondering if really I should be taking a rest day. But the climbing on Infrared reminded me that I am a crack climber first- the movement was fluid- the climbing exciting- we got down ready for more. So we tromped over to the backside of lighthouse for a little more. ?

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And the living was far from shabby. We had gourmet group dinners, debate parties, and coffee in the driveway. Aimee taught me that buying a new sponge is better than getting a new husband and Gowler hooked up the satelite to communicate with dirtbags in other worlds. The climbing’s been so good, I can barely wait for more.

Now, as the rain falls hard in Moab, I will head for the Valley.  Hopefully, I’ll find some rocks to climb there.

HERA: the protector

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I just had an amazing weekend. Mountain Hardwear sent me to Salt Lake City to participate in the HERA Climb For Life Event. It is an amazing organization that raises money for ovarian cancer research through climbing festivals. Sean Patrick,  the founder and “grand pooh-bah” as she calls herself , has an energy that sucks us all in. I cannot help but believe in the mission to educate women, help us advocate for our own health, and to provide funding to scientists.

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She asked me to give a ten minute presentation about my lung surgery and ‘overcoming adversity.’ I immediately said yes, but was also immediately overwhelmed- how can I presume to present my story to this group of people who have lived through so much more or worse than I have and actually inspire? I decided just to be myself as there was nothing else to do. I showed some slides and elaborated on how I could not believe that I, someone who was so used to being strong and healthy, could have a serious illness. And about how climbing helped pull me back after my surgery. I got an amazing response. It felt really good to just be open and to put myself out there. And to realize that people don’t bite.

We did some great climbing- I met some amazing people. Thank you to everyone who participated and volunteered. Go HERA!

Black Elk

Rob Gowler hasn’t climbed anything for two years. He got a nasty infection in his foot while surfing down in Mexico. And it takes a lot to hobble Gowler- a fused ankle and many months in a wheelchair after a run in with some falling ice didn’t keep him down. But some gnarly critters that you can’t even see- they seemed to get the better of him. I really thought that maybe he had given up all of that pack carrying, finger-locking, anti-gravity rock climbing stuff. But no. He seemed to think that a good way to break back into the sport would be to climb Black Elk.

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Black Elk is a classic line that ascends the southeast face of Warbonnet Peak in the Wind River Range- first climbed in 1981 by Jeff Lowe and Charlie Fowler. The seven pitches of classic granite crack climbing has a steep 5.11a wide hands crux. Gowler figured we just do it in a day from the car- after a little anti-inflamatory preloading, 13 to 14 miles of hiking and a little rock climbing didn’t seem like too big of a day.

And it wasn’t. The hike is fast and flat, the route is an obvious line, we roped up just about 2 hours after leaving the car. We rock, paper, scissored for the first pitch. I won. Which meant that he would end up linking the 2 5.10 pitches, I would lead the crux, then he would get the next 5.10 pitch. He started off on his lead- I guess its just like riding a bike- you don’t forget how to climb. I couldn’t help but wonder how surfing and endless games of ping-pong got him fit enough to just jump into 5.11 in the mountains. When he was about ten feet above me, he goes, “this might take a while.” I wasn’t worried.

Then came the crux- through a couple of roofs, then into the number four camalot section. The crack wasn’t small enough for my fist- but it proved to be a good cardio challenge- I made it to the belay huffing and puffing.

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Finally, after climbing through a giant chockstone at the top of the route, we took off the ropes and commenced the scramble to the summit. I was out of food and almost out of water- feeling more tired than I should- and the summit kept getting farther away. But finally, we sat on top of Warbonnet- looking over at the Cirque of the Towers- inspired to come back and climb more.

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And I won’t tell anyone about all those gobbies on Rob’s hands.

Rock Me Mama

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Wagon Wheel quickly became my theme song for this Waddington Range trip. Old Crow Medicine Show added some lyrics to Bob Dylan’s chorus- and “voila!” they got themselves a killer song. It all began rocking out to it in Mikey’s van on the ten hour drive from Squamish to Bluff Lake. Micah Dash and I sat in the back wrestling huge duffles while Kate Rutherford and Mikey Schaefer operated the tunage. I think we requested Wagon Wheel at least four times. It was hot and chaotic: we had too much food, not enough booze, and too little time. Mike King, the helicopter pilot said that he might be able to get us in that night- we had to hurry.

The whole trip began as a whirlwind. Kate and Mikey had just returned from Alaska, Mikey and Micah realized they could use some more bodies in the helicopter to divide the cost, and Kate gave me a call- a week before we were scheduled to fly. I had been grinding away in the Tetons, realizing that this guiding season was going to require extra effort to not burn out. I just said yes.

A little planning, packing and furious traveling later, we all found ourselves out at the tarmac on Mike King’s idyllic ranch. He looked at our pile. Without any expression change at all, he muttered, “It ain’t gonna fit.” Desperation struck the four of us as we maniacally rearranged, omitted, and dumped piles of unnecessary junk back into the van. And soon enough, we were crammed in the human humming bird heading for the mountains.

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We got straight to business. Micah and Mikey headed to Combatant to put up a new route while Kate and I went to climb the Direct South Buttress of Tiedemann. We got a late start on the first day and found ourselves excavating a lovely two person bivy eleven pitches up Tiedemann tower. We took an interesting line to the right of the ones previously done- found some great climbing, but found that we still needed to traverse back left in the end because of a steep and blank looking headwall on the final pitches of the face. The next morning, we were climbing up up a steep, wide crack when we heard the boys holler from Combatant. At first, it seemed like a friendly holler. We monkey called back- psyched to have made a connection. A minute later though, it stopped sounding so light-hearted. We thought we could make out a panicked yell for help. Yikes! I lowered Kate, and we began rapping Tiedemann tower.

Luckily Micah was OK. The four hours it took us to get to the boys, our minds could not help but imagine the worst case scenarios. So we were psyched when we finally reached him that he had just hobbled himself. No head injury. Just a sprained ankle on one leg and a broken heel on the other. He took a forty foot lead fall when a rock broke off in his hand. He hit a ledge. He was lucky that Mike could land the helicopter so close to the scene of the accident. Micah insisted that we stay in and finish our trip- so with lots of well-wishing, we let the helicopter sweep him away and back to advanced medical care.

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Exhausted, Mikey, Kate, and I headed back to camp that night and were relieved to see some clouds justify our day of rest the next day. To our dismay, the weather continued to deteriorate forcing us into reading in our tents mode. The week was punctuated by a pleasant jaunt to the Plummer Hut to hang out with a couple of adventurous South Africans. Kate and Mikey climbed the classic Claw Peak, I went for a solo mission, we all waited. And waited.

Finally, we got a good weather report. Clouds on Saturday followed by a week of high pressure. We launched. Back up to Tiedemann- but this time in a team of three. Three is a great number in the mountains- you always have someone to talk to, there is always someone who actually wants to lead the pitch, and your nerves don’t have a chance to get so fried. The first ascent party in 1988 consisted of a team of three: Carl Diedrich, Jim Nelson, and Jim Ruch. Their line took us up some marvelous terrain. The rock climbing occasionally had us stumped as we tried to navigate through the sea of stone. It felt endless- after summiting Tiedemann on the first day, we looked beyond and saw two more towers and miles of rock beyond.

We shared a Firstlight tent, the two followers carried 40 liter packs and the leader carried the Mountain Hardwear Scrambler. This style committed us to finding bivy ledges big enough for a tent. It was incredible to see our industrious natures emerge in the fading light when we needed to excavate and construct our four by six ledges. We were proud of our nests. One night, while tiptoeing around the tent on loose boulders behind Tiedemann tower, I started laughing. Mikey and Kate looked at me a little funny, and I just said, hmmm, if only my mom could see me now. Our first bivy was after the first rappel off Tiedemann Tower. Our second and final bivy on the route was at the base of the third tower after a few pitches of mixed ice and rock climbing. The crux of the route landed on Kate’s block. We woke up to a frigid morning and a sluggish sun. She pushed the lead as far as she could before being forced to change into her Mythos. I was nauseated with cold- so I let Mikey convince me that I could climb 5.10 in boots, gloves, and with a thirty-five pound pack. He was right. But it wasn’t fun. Poor Kate- after enduring the cold and confusing leads up to the ridge of the third tower, she found herself at the technical crux of the route. Previous partied aid climbed through this ten meter section of steep, thin climbing. Kate, at first, declared that she was going to do the same. Gently, Mikey and I urged her to just try it. She went for it. And she made it look easy. So, at 5.11 the third tower of Tiedemann is highly free-able.

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The silliest moment came right before the top. Mikey and I were having a debate about how many pitches we had left to go. I said, “at least three, but wouldn’t it be funny if it were just over that rise?” He said, “one rope-stretcher at the most.” He took off with the rack and ten seconds later yelled, “off belay!” The summit was a mere 15 feet above us. That was awesome.

The game was not over though. The standard descent down the glacier between Tiedemann and Asperity was too broken to attempt. The only way off of Tiedeman was to traverse the range- up over the summit of Tiedemann, down to the chaos col, up Combatant, down to the Waddington-Combatant col, then back down the Tiedemann Glacier. We began a long journey hoping that Mike would be able to pick us up at the Waddington Combatant col. Late that night, we found ourselves needing to bivy at the Chaos col. We called Mike to let him know our plans and on a whim asked him if he could pick us up there. He said that he was not sure but would try the next morning at eight. We sort of looked at each other stifling that seven year old giggle you get when you get permission to go to the ice cream store.

The next morning was classic. We waited till nine am for the helicopter when we finally could not contain our anxiety and called. Turned out Mike got called out on an emergency and would not be able to come until noon. Then at noon it was another unknown delay- but finally, at two pm to our great joy, he touched down and lifted us up and out of our icy nest. Our eyes widened when under his breath he remarked, “hmmm, I’ve never touched this thing down that high before.”

The tunes continued as we dashed to the Vancouver airport. We were psyched to have been so lucky to climb such a gem,  our plans for next year already brewing . . .

Heading to the Waddington

Kate, Mikey, Micah, and I are all packed up. Our gear is on the tarmac here at Whitesaddle Air. All we need is a chopper to arrive to whisk us away to the mountains for the next two weeks. We’ll be camping beneath some classic giants: Combatant, Tiedeman, and Asperity. Hopefully, with some luck and determination, the climbing will provide just the right mix of excitement and adventure. Yahoo!

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Frying on the Skillet

The Skillet Glacier on Mount Moran is a coveted ski descent. It is hard to get to in the winter, yet it is a 6000 foot continuous descent beginning in a tight couloir almost at the summit of Mount Moran (12,605′). This defines aesthetics.

This Spring, Dan and I realized we would both be spending the summer in Jackson while working in Alaska for Alaska Mountaineering School. We also concurrently noted that there was lots and lots and lots of snow falling in the Tetons this Spring. So, naturally we figured it might be a perfect opportunity for a summertime Skillet descent. Somehow, despite working for the dark side (Exum), he still was able to get his act together to follow through with all the bar talk.

Alas, we found ourselves in a canoe- heading to Moran. We talked about getting up early. But thats about as far as we got with that plan. However, by six am we were rolling. We enjoyed a perfect 1300 foot run down from the Thumb to the base of the Skillet. The good skiing ended there. After slogging in the summer sun for another 4000+ feet, conditions were sloppy to say the least. It would have been the perfect opportunity for a canoe descent. Nonetheless, we had fun. It was a silly, sunny time until Dan got caught in a slough and lost a ski. After twenty minutes of probing the debris, he finally spotted it in a basin 500 feet below. Whew. That was close. We were psyched to be able to ski down to below 8000′ on a little channel of snow before having to pack the boots and skis for the final walk down to the boat. Upon arriving at the boat, we were greeted by some friendly fisherman who were happy to celebrate with us. Aaaaaah summer.

A good burger at Billy’s did the trick before I had to start packing for a 5 am start to guide Disappointment Peak the next day. They say if you never slow down, you’ll never grow old. I figure I’ll stay 16 forever. :)